Jim, A little reminiscence.....
When Nick was a young child, there was a TV program called Magic Roundabout, containing a character call Brian, (a snail!). - He was the brains of the outfit. He would make profound statements on occasions. - A memorable one he once made,
(the narrator was a Fulham fan), was in reference to one of the other characters going to see Fulham play football. - Brian's instant retort was,
Watching Fulham play football? - That's a contradiction in terms! .... I have remembered that, and use it to this day....
Realistic string sounds, and synthesized,
"music"? 
in the same sentence? ....
That, is a contradiction in terms! 
Tiny, - well, they obviously haven't! - (Helped Jim, that is!). So the whole exercise was a waste of time!