"Embrace Fish Crap" = The next hot bumper sticker.
KeyOh,
Now you're comparing yourself with William Shakespeare?
I think that with therapy, the art can be lost with the sickness. It is hard to sing the Blues with a few million in the bank (although B.B. King does a good job

). I am not comparing art with the scatological requests people keep posting. Cutting off your ear is passion, but fish poop?
SereneScreen means SERENE. No cleanup, no dead fish. Some of your other suggestions are very good and are already in consideration.
I guess it is a sign of our society that Ben Stiller's bathroom humor "Dodgeball" beat the Spielberg/Hanks dramedy "The Terminal" and Disney's "Around the World in 80 Days" over the weekend. People really DO want farting fish.