Wellcome to the shark-bus!
 

:)

Thats unusual

Schweet! :TU:

Man, that's an ugly dress...

Okay, that one made me laugh out loud... :D

Tiny Eye For Detail...

Yes, - but it suits you! ;)

somewhere is some poor woman that has no idea her ugly dress is the topic of conversation. :)

"Tis, tis, tis.":Pirate:

cjmflamebait?

Edit:
...and besides, it makes my legs look fat!

WOW, thats a great idea :)

cjmflamebait? ..... Mmmmm, - sounds like flambéed, - don't fancy being served with a dressing of flaming liquor! :(

Definitely the best thread since a long time! :TU:

Mine too, TT also my rear.:D

Well, if you fancy being swallowed whole instead, then this is definately the thread for you...

At a second glance, I feel it looks the least flattering for my back and shoulders, – looks like I've got a pillow underneath it there...

/Tiny Choppers

"Schweppes. Just a little more bite!"